yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
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