ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
