it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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