hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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