yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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