Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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