Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
