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i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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