that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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