Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Do plants get herpes?
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