Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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