So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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