It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
