I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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