so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Mom said you looked used
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
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