Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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