Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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