I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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