Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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