don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
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