How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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