Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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