You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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