That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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