I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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