i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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