what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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