we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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