Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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