Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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