is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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