Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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