We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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