i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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