My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Randomize
