Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I just had sex on a roof
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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