talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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