Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
They took my balls.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
