we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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