I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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