i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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