We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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