We should be called the Road Head Warriors
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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