This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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