Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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