no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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