haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
BRING THE BAGELS
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
