"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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