I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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