i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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