thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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