i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
lol hangovers are for mortals.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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