maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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