What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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