Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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