My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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