this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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