garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I'm getting married
To pizza
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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