office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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