We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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